Spooky Spider
I am a spooky spider
And my name is Hairy Fred.
I do push ups in the morning
And I jog around your bed.
Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, Ha.
I jump up and down
but always bump my head
because I live under
<childs name>'s bed.
Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, Ha.
(Note: Ha should imitate panting.)